SHOCKING ATTACK: PASTOR WADEN HARASSES MCDONALD'S EMPLOYEE

In a shocking turn of events, local pastor Waden was observed assaulting a McDonald's employee during the lunch rush yesterday afternoon. Eyewitnesses report that the altercation began when Waden became agitated about the food. The McDonald's employee, giving his name as John Doe, tried to calm Waden down, but Waden launched into a tirade. Witness